The Djra Codex
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Girl 1: I love to go out partying and swing my 20 lb club made of solid rock around on the weekends
Girl 2: Yeah, but my strapless bra keeps falling and I keep missing those head shots!
Girl 1: *laughs knowingly* I had that problem too, but then I discovered-
TREE SAP!
Girl 2: Tree Sap?
Girl 1: Tree Sap keeps my burlap chest-binder in place, even when I'm flexing!
It doesn't lose it's hold, even with a torrent of blood runs down all over my breasts! And it's great for my skin!
Girl 2: WOW. Where can I get Tree Sap?
Girl 1: Tree Sap is all natural, you can get it from nearly any fucking tree you find!
Girl 2: Now I can mow down my enemies, and keep up my top!
TREE SAP
